After Five – All-5-Hour Beer Wall Clock
Popular this fall · free US delivery
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It's Always 5 O'Clock On This Wall
Your home bar deserves a little personality. This clock gives it one.
Every number on the face is a 5 — so no matter when you look up, it's officially beer time.
The all-5 dial turns a plain wall into a punchline your guests will notice.
Hang it, step back, and wait for the first laugh.
Hands move on a standard quartz movement, so the joke never gets in the way of the time.
✓ Turn a blank wall into a punchline
Every hour reads 5 o'clock. Guests spot it, squint, then laugh. That's the whole point.
✓ The gift they'll actually hang up
Beer lovers get a lot of forgettable gifts. This one goes straight on the wall and stays there.
✓ Quiet enough for any room
A smooth quartz movement keeps the ticking down. No clicking to distract you during a game or a conversation.
✓ Ready to hang straight from the box
Built-in hook on the back. One nail, one minute, done. No tools, no assembly, no instructions to decode.
What you get today
- After Five all-5-hour wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook on the back
- Quartz movement with readable hands
- Ready to hang, no assembly needed
- Free tracked shipping
- 30-day money-back guarantee
Small production run for this design — once this batch sells out, restock pricing may change.
Enjoy a more playful home bar with After Five, available for a limited time.
Try After Five at home for 30 days. If it doesn't fit, look right, or wear the way you expected, return it for a full refund.
Frequently asked questions
Can you actually tell the time on it?
Yes. The hour and minute hands move normally, so you read their position just like any other clock. The numbers are the joke — the hands still do their job.
Does it need batteries?
Yes, it runs on a standard battery. Batteries are not included in the box.
Will it work in a garage or covered patio?
It's made for indoor spaces. Keep it out of direct rain and high humidity so the face stays crisp.
Is it loud?
No. The quartz movement runs smooth and quiet, so it won't tick over your conversations.
Specifications
- Material: Wood-look composite face with a printed dial
- Size: 12 inches
In the box
- 1x After Five wall clock
- Built-in hanging hook (pre-attached)
Bring After Five to your wall today.
Not sure about your size? Use "Find my size in seconds" next to the size selection for a personal recommendation, or see our full size charts below.
Tip: On every product page you'll find our size assistant ("Find my size in seconds"). Enter your height and weight and get a personal recommendation. Still unsure? Email info@vogueavenue.com for personal size advice.
How to measure
- Bust/Chest: measure around the fullest part, keeping the tape horizontal.
- Waist: measure around your natural waistline, the narrowest part of your torso.
- Hips: measure around the fullest part of your hips.
- Foot length: stand on paper, mark heel and longest toe, measure the distance.
For the best fit and comfort, please check our size charts. Scroll to the chart you need.
WOMEN
| Size | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 29.9–31.9 | 24.0–26.0 | 33.1–35.0 |
| S | 32.3–34.3 | 26.4–28.3 | 35.4–37.4 |
| M | 34.6–36.6 | 28.7–30.7 | 37.8–39.8 |
| L | 37.0–39.0 | 31.1–33.1 | 40.2–42.1 |
| XL | 39.4–41.3 | 33.5–35.4 | 42.5–44.5 |
| 2XL | 41.7–43.7 | 35.8–37.8 | 44.9–46.9 |
| Size | Bust (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 29.9–31.9 | 24.0–26.0 | 33.1–35.0 |
| S | 32.3–34.3 | 26.4–28.3 | 35.4–37.4 |
| M | 34.6–36.6 | 28.7–30.7 | 37.8–39.8 |
| L | 37.0–39.0 | 31.1–33.1 | 40.2–42.1 |
| XL | 39.4–41.3 | 33.5–35.4 | 42.5–44.5 |
| 2XL | 41.7–43.7 | 35.8–37.8 | 44.9–46.9 |
| Size | Waist (in) | Hips (in) | Inseam (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 24.0–26.0 | 33.1–35.0 | 29.9 |
| S | 26.4–28.3 | 35.4–37.4 | 30.3 |
| M | 28.7–30.7 | 37.8–39.8 | 30.7 |
| L | 31.1–33.1 | 40.2–42.1 | 31.1 |
| XL | 33.5–35.4 | 42.5–44.5 | 31.5 |
| 2XL | 35.8–37.8 | 44.9–46.9 | 31.9 |
| EU Size | UK Size | US Size | Foot Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 35 | 2.5 | 5 | 9.0 |
| 36 | 3.5 | 6 | 9.3 |
| 37 | 4 | 6.5 | 9.5 |
| 38 | 5 | 7.5 | 9.8 |
| 39 | 6 | 8.5 | 10.0 |
| 40 | 6.5 | 9 | 10.2 |
| 41 | 7 | 9.5 | 10.5 |
| 42 | 7.5 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 43 | 8 | 10.5 | 11.0 |
MEN
| Size | Chest (in) | Waist (in) | Hips (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 33.9–35.8 | 28.0–29.9 | 35.0–37.0 |
| M | 38.2–40.2 | 31.9–33.9 | 39.0–40.9 |
| L | 42.1–44.1 | 35.8–38.2 | 42.9–44.9 |
| XL | 46.1–48.0 | 40.2–42.1 | 46.9–48.8 |
| 2XL | 50.0–52.0 | 44.1–46.1 | 50.8–52.8 |
| 3XL | 53.9–55.9 | 48.0–50.0 | 54.7–56.7 |
| Size | Waist (in) | Hips (in) | Inseam (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 29.9–31.9 | 35.8–37.8 | 31.1 |
| M | 31.9–35.0 | 37.8–40.9 | 31.9 |
| L | 35.0–38.2 | 40.9–44.1 | 32.7 |
| XL | 38.2–40.9 | 44.1–46.9 | 33.1 |
| 2XL | 40.9–44.1 | 46.9–50.0 | 33.5 |
| 3XL | 44.1–47.2 | 50.0–53.1 | 33.9 |
| EU Size | UK Size | US Size | Foot Length (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 38 | 5 | 6 | 9.4 |
| 39 | 5.5 | 6.5 | 9.7 |
| 40 | 6.5 | 7.5 | 10.0 |
| 41 | 7 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 42 | 8 | 9 | 10.5 |
| 43 | 9 | 10 | 10.7 |
| 44 | 9.5 | 10.5 | 11.0 |
| 45 | 10.5 | 11.5 | 11.3 |
| 46 | 11 | 12 | 11.5 |
| 47 | 12 | 13 | 11.8 |
| 48 | 13 | 14 | 12.0 |
ACCESSORIES
| US Size | Diameter (in) | Circumference (in) |
|---|---|---|
| 4 | 0.58 | 1.83 |
| 5 | 0.61 | 1.93 |
| 6 | 0.65 | 2.04 |
| 7 | 0.69 | 2.14 |
| 8 | 0.72 | 2.24 |
| 9 | 0.75 | 2.34 |
| 10 | 0.78 | 2.44 |
| 11 | 0.81 | 2.54 |
| 12 | 0.85 | 2.65 |
| 13 | 0.88 | 2.75 |
Tip: If you’re between sizes, choose the larger size for a more relaxed fit.
We choose fabrics for comfort and durability. Please always follow the care label inside your garment. As a general rule: wash knitwear and wool gently at 86 °F (30 °C) or by hand, lay flat to dry, and avoid the tumble dryer. Store knits folded rather than hung so they keep their shape.
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